In this episode, we rant about World's fastest toilet, sexy robots by 2050, lung cancer or fruit pit, man stabs computer with sword during police raid, man calls 911 for dirty talk, woman enslaves kids after fortune teller tells her to, parents make daughter wear diaper after bad grades, man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, constable sued for making worker motorboat her, heavy metal band brings Muslims and Jews together, man skips out on strip bar tab, Cops to tape in Toledo, cocaine found in old woman's car, Time magazine covers attachment parenting, Jack the Ripper may have been a woman, hologram Freddie Mercury, dolphins die of heroin overdose after a rave, man hit once by car survives then dies after second car hits him, first grader suspended for singing Sexy and I Know It, cocaine in tampons, our site of the week, and more!
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1. World's fastest toilet: http://tinyurl.com/cj6qfyn
2. Sexy robots by 2050? http://tinyurl.com/bugdxdj
3. Lung cancer or fruit pit? http://tinyurl.com/cl3jnl3
4. Man stabs computer with sword during police raid: http://tinyurl.com/8ywlo88
5. Man call 911 for dirty talk: http://tinyurl.com/bv4m3n8
6. Woman enslaves kids because fortune teller tells her to: http://tinyurl.com/bot7x9m
7. Parents make girl wear diaper for bad grades: http://tinyurl.com/cyc933u
8. Man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex: http://tinyurl.com/ckwz5xf
9. Constable sued for making man forcibly motorboat her: http://tinyurl.com/cfotmbl
10. Heavy metal band brings Muslims, Jews together: http://tinyurl.com/bsnd999
11. Man skips out on strip club bar tab, says White House will cover him: http://tinyurl.com/bpyuoud
12. Tv show Cops will be taping in Toledo, Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/cywne2z
13. Cocaine found in old woman's car: http://tinyurl.com/6qxky98
14. Time magazine has breastfeeding mom on cover: http://tinyurl.com/7fkmoom
15. Jack The Ripper was maybe a woman? http://tinyurl.com/c7e9wq2
16. Hologram Freddie Mercury? We knew it! http://tinyurl.com/cz5vocw
17. Dolphins die of heroin overdose after rave: http://tinyurl.com/7kq5a9p
18. Man hit by one car, survives, dies from being hit by second car: http://tinyurl.com/d9s9olu
19. First grader suspended for singing "Sexy and I know it" http://tinyurl.com/87amuj6
20. Cocaine in tampons? http://tinyurl.com/76rtqcr
Site of the week: http://ronsworschach.tumblr.com/

In this episode, we sat down and watched the classic movie, Big Money Rustlas. It stars your favorites from ICP, as well as a bunch of guest stars!
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In this episode, we talk about our friendship, and our sense of humor, a man that sneaks a painting into a museum, a student arrested over the theft of a $3 taco, mom kicks out a car window to save herself and child, man gives cops false name but has his real name tattooed on his arm, snakes on a plane, mom kills daughter allergic to peanuts with M&M's, judge high on pills in court, Michigan museum of racism, Woould You Rather? questions, and more!
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Episode 40 Links:

1. Man sneaks painting into a museum: http://tinyurl.com/ccc4frk
2. Student arrested over $3 taco: http://tinyurl.com/cp733wo
3. Mom kicks out car window to save herself and son: http://tinyurl.com/c6h8wn4
4. Man gives cops false name, but has real name tattooed on his arm: http://tinyurl.com/cq5jt83
5. Snakes on a plane: http://tinyurl.com/cj53m9w
6. Mom  kills daughter with M&M's she's allergic to: http://tinyurl.com/cgwnhp9
7. Judge high on pills during court: http://tinyurl.com/cr884bx
8. Michigan Museum of Racism: http://tinyurl.com/br3zcg3

In this episode, we rant about hologram Tupac, man attacks woman with pineapple, woman seduces teen through Call of Duty, teacher tells a student to read a poem "blacker", extra female gene makes mice extra horny, 1st grade student's funny abscence excuse, racist homework question, woman hides urine bottle in vagina, school mistates what African-American clothing is, man wants to legalize student/teacher relationships, man call cops because wife won't leave him alone, woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard, woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him, wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sex abuse, Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem, man suawks like a bird in court, man has pool cue tip in head for 3 months, Batman gets pulled over, Starbucks stops using red dye from crushed bugs, Miss Universe and transgender contestants, our site of the week, and more!
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Episode 39 links:

1. Hologram Tupac: http://tinyurl.com/76qyv6d
2. Man attacks wife with pineapple: http://tinyurl.com/83wymbd
3. Woman seduces teen through Call of Duty: http://tinyurl.com/7w5m4h3
4. Teacher tells student to read poem "blacker": http://tinyurl.com/7q68ewl
5. Extra female gene makes mice extra horny: http://tinyurl.com/85e53vg
6. 1st grade student's funny reason for being absent: http://tinyurl.com/6sp7hpu
7. Racist elementary school homework question: http://tinyurl.com/82epvag
8. Woman hides urine bottle in vagina: http://tinyurl.com/76ng3v4
9. School wants kids to wear African-American clothing: http://tinyurl.com/7k9qr2v
10. Man wants to legalize teacher/student relationships: http://tinyurl.com/7geuos3
11. Man wants to call cops because wife won't leave him alone: http://tinyurl.com/6qd3rvg
12. Woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard: http://tinyurl.com/7s2ejr9
13. Woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him: http://tinyurl.com/73seolp
14. Former cop/wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sexual assault: http://tinyurl.com/7yeldp9
15. Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem: http://tinyurl.com/6nuu34a
16. Man squawks like a bird in court: http://tinyurl.com/6mnuk8d
17. Man has pool cue tip stuck in head for 3 months: http://tinyurl.com/89n2s2z
18. Batman gets pulled over: http://tinyurl.com/6pv4zh5
19. Starbucks red dye made from bugs no longer used: http://tinyurl.com/bthyppu
20. Miss Universe & transgender contestants: http://tinyurl.com/cth3acn
Site of the week: http://www.neverlikeditanyway.com/

In this episode, we rant about Sin City 2, DC Direct going straight to consumers, Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll HOF, Gorillaz are done, man runs from woman that wants too much sex, man tries to rob bank with plunger, burglar destroys a Goodwill in a dress, paralyzed man evades cops, burglar caught in the shower, weightlifter shoots himself with dumbbell, man irons clothes on a child, marijuana grandma arrested, hamster comes back from the dead, man talks woman into molesting her daughter on webcam, man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on his penis, Wal Mart meth lab, vampire bounty offered in India, station shows porn on accident, cop jacks off in squad car, soft serve beer foam, teacher caught jerkin it during class, ridiculous crime spree, Chili's offers tablet ordering, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!
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Episode 38 links:

1. Sin City 2 begins filming this Summer: http://tinyurl.com/6v4pokc
2. DC Direct goes straight to consumers: http://tinyurl.com/6q8pbnn
3. Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll Hall of Fame ceremony: http://tinyurl.com/6qxhydr
4. Blur and Gorillaz are done: http://tinyurl.com/bu5o2zx
5. Man runs from woman that wants too much sex: http://tinyurl.com/6qvw9a8
6. Man tries to rob banks with plunger: http://tinyurl.com/79op7f3
7. Burglar wears dress, trashes Goodwill store: http://tinyurl.com/79ypjja
8. Paralyzed man escapes police twice: http://tinyurl.com/7xuexjk
9. Burglar caught in shower: http://tinyurl.com/7cdtuhe
10. Weightlifter shoots himself with dropped dumbbell: http://tinyurl.com/7knzzqa
11. Man irons clothes on child's back: http://tinyurl.com/7qvj2pc
12. Marijuana Grandma captured: http://tinyurl.com/86zqnct
13. Hamster comes back from dead: http://tinyurl.com/6vlll2k
14. Man coerced woman into molesting her daughter on webcam: http://tinyurl.com/7lrubfb
15. Man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on penis: http://tinyurl.com/7szs28v
16. Another Wal-Mart meth lab: http://tinyurl.com/7x7ngkh
17. Vampire bounty offered in India: http://tinyurl.com/7569fc4
18. Station shows porn instead of GMA: http://tinyurl.com/876fon7
19. Cop jacks off in squad car: http://tinyurl.com/7fkf29m
20. Soft serve beer foam: http://tinyurl.com/dy2h9oo
21. Teacher caught jerking it during class: http://tinyurl.com/896ss74
22. Ridiculous crime spree: http://tinyurl.com/7fovr7b
23. Chili's introduces touch screen tablet ordering: http://tinyurl.com/6mbjkxc
Site of the week: http://www.photoshoptroll.com/

In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheeseburgers, January Jones ate her placenta, woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend, woman buried dead husband in herb garden, virgin boy eggs, woman throws puppies at boyfriend, woman dislocates 2 vertebrae sneezing, teen accused of keeping sex photos of herself on school computer, Congressman pays for P90X with campaign funds, chimps use keyboards to talk to humans,  our site of the week, Would you rather questions, and more!
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1. Story about man being saved by bear a hoax? http://tinyurl.com/7r4puwt
2. Google Glasses: http://tinyurl.com/7q4df9g
3. Lions' player arrested for weed tried to eat the proof: http://tinyurl.com/84tzmfq
4. 2nd Lions' player arrested for weed possession: http://tinyurl.com/cqwdna6
5. Man has front lawn stolen: http://tinyurl.com/6ocedar
6. Ninjas steal medicinal marijuana from delivery man: http://tinyurl.com/c8sfvtv
7. Man mistakes woman's hair for bird, shoots her: http://tinyurl.com/ccy8j5y
8. Man urinates on co-workers chairs: http://tinyurl.com/brypkrr
9. Woman refuses to talk to police, exposes breasts: http://tinyurl.com/6omgbfs
10. Sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made: http://tinyurl.com/89xezx9
11. Male birth control shot: http://tinyurl.com/7e5z49y
12. Woman offers sexual favors for 2 McDoubles: http://tinyurl.com/6w74ygo
13. January Jones ate her placenta: http://tinyurl.com/ck7ugg5
14. Woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend: http://tinyurl.com/cfwo4ul
15. Woman buried dead husband in herb garden: http://tinyurl.com/cojfcow
16. Virgin boy eggs: http://tinyurl.com/blfbult
17. Woman throws puppies at boyfriend that allegedly broker her nose: http://tinyurl.com/7bymwje
18. Woman dislocates 2 vertebrae by sneezing: http://tinyurl.com/6rupxr7
19. Teen accused of keeping sexual photos of herself on school computer:http://tinyurl.com/bwm2op6
20. Congressman pays for P90-X with campaign funds:http://tinyurl.com/cyzdqpr
21. Chimps use keyboards to talk with humans: http://tinyurl.com/ckt874a
Site of the week: http://www.getshitter.com/

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, NYC bans words from tests, hospital looking for sexy nurses, man saws off foot to avoid work, girl with Palsy told she can't uses walker at school, woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly, tacocopter, Auto-Correct Theater, Site of the Week, and more!
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1. New Man of Steel logo: http://tinyurl.com/6szauht
2. Playstation 4 rumors: http://tinyurl.com/77cuclh
3. Bees form together to kill: http://tinyurl.com/6rzrknh
4. Woman claims McDonald's made her become a prostitute: http://tinyurl.com/7y9pbh4
5. Restaurant worker sword fights intruder: http://tinyurl.com/cmqycbm
6. Man attacked by mountain lion, saved by bear: http://tinyurl.com/cgjbkn5
7. Man creates Hitler toilet paper: http://tinyurl.com/bo86nw2
8. Bacon coffin: http://tinyurl.com/c6xahuv
9. Teacher rapes student 300 times: http://tinyurl.com/76s5hrg
10. Clergyman gets potato lodged in his arse: http://tinyurl.com/857tydb
11. Female volleyball players allowed to cover up: http://tinyurl.com/cb6b7ut
12. NYC wants to ban certain words from standardized tests: http://tinyurl.com/dyhage3
13. Hospital looking for sexy nurses: http://tinyurl.com/cxpwwne
14. Man saws off foot to avoid work: http://tinyurl.com/d4fm6om
15. Girl with Palsy told she can't use walker: http://tinyurl.com/blwva9o
16. Woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly: http://tinyurl.com/7h7r5bx
17. Tacocopter: http://tinyurl.com/76vzy47
Site of the week: tacocopter.com

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, NYC bans words from tests, hospital looking for sexy nurses, man saws off foot to avoid work, girl with Palsy told she can't uses walker at school, woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly, tacocopter, Auto-Correct Theater, Site of the Week, and more!
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1. New Man of Steel logo: http://tinyurl.com/6szauht
2. Playstation 4 rumors: http://tinyurl.com/77cuclh
3. Bees form together to kill: http://tinyurl.com/6rzrknh
4. Woman claims McDonald's made her become a prostitute: http://tinyurl.com/7y9pbh4
5. Restaurant worker sword fights intruder: http://tinyurl.com/cmqycbm
6. Man attacked by mountain lion, saved by bear: http://tinyurl.com/cgjbkn5
7. Man creates Hitler toilet paper: http://tinyurl.com/bo86nw2
8. Bacon coffin: http://tinyurl.com/c6xahuv
9. Teacher rapes student 300 times: http://tinyurl.com/76s5hrg
10. Clergyman gets potato lodged in his arse: http://tinyurl.com/857tydb
11. Female volleyball players allowed to cover up: http://tinyurl.com/cb6b7ut
12. NYC wants to ban certain words from standardized tests: http://tinyurl.com/dyhage3
13. Hospital looking for sexy nurses: http://tinyurl.com/cxpwwne
14. Man saws off foot to avoid work: http://tinyurl.com/d4fm6om
15. Girl with Palsy told she can't use walker: http://tinyurl.com/blwva9o
16. Woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly: http://tinyurl.com/7h7r5bx
17. Tacocopter: http://tinyurl.com/76vzy47
Site of the week: tacocopter.com

In this episode, we rant about Michael Bay on new TMNT, TMNT creators weigh in on relaunch, kid can't bring porn star to prom, luxury gun range, coach bites another coaches' ear, strip club tries to save little league, small town for sale, can LSD help with alcoholism, whole football team cut at dinner, Interviews Before Execution show cancelled, drunk buggy hits cop car, Russia has flying churches planned, 5 year old left at Chuck E. Cheese's, 77 year old man molestsed pig, girls comit suicide to time travel, sexist trousers, our Top 5 swear words, site of the week, and more!
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1. Michael Bay says TMNT are from space now: http://tinyurl.com/7y57aaa
2. TMNT creators weigh in on new origin: http://tinyurl.com/7k583vw
3. Kid can't bring porn star to prom: http://tinyurl.com/74zrhcl
4. Luxury gun range in Vegas: http://tinyurl.com/6wmsny2
5. Coach bites another coaches' ear off: http://tinyurl.com/7aa7hp6
6. Strip club donates money to save little league team: http://tinyurl.com/86cvn6k
7. Small town for sale: http://preview.tinyurl.com/7awxfpp
8. Can LSD help with alcoholism? http://tinyurl.com/82nn97a
9. Whole football team cut at pre game dinner: http://tinyurl.com/887rgfy
10. Interviews Before Execution show cancelled: http://tinyurl.com/82o97db
11. Drunk buggy hits cop car: http://tinyurl.com/6uypjvq
12. Russia has flying churches planned: http://tinyurl.com/7dll49v
13. 5 year old gets left at Chuck E. Cheese's: http://tinyurl.com/7jqb7fl
14. 77 year old man molested pig: http://tinyurl.com/7vmth8w
15. Girls commit suicide to time travel: http://tinyurl.com/7z7kl27
16. Sexist trousers: http://tinyurl.com/6tkwbwx
Shithead of the week: http://tinyurl.com/7qgqeop
Site of the week: http://onetinyhand.com/

In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids in bathroom, marathon winner dq'ed for not signing up, man sues theaters over candy prices, chupacabras blamed for killing sheep, turkey attacks woman every day, U.S. Gov't seizing .coms, no more topless models on German newspaper cover, woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer sentence, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, our Top 5 movie weapons, our site of the week, Would You Rather? questions, and more!
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Episode links:

1. Naked man steals fire truck: http://tinyurl.com/7mqjk3h
2. Man shoots himself in bulletproof vest to test it: http://tinyurl.com/7c3o5pm
3. Prostitute electrocuted drying client's clothes: http://tinyurl.com/7jpf5wb
4. Girl's car crushed at Redneck Yacht Club: http://tinyurl.com/6ppl5ma
5. Japan puts curfew on cat cafes: http://tinyurl.com/89qj9kn
6. Cupcake ATM: http://tinyurl.com/75nvf89
7. Man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare: http://tinyurl.com/74a7z6u
8. Principal bullies gay students: http://tinyurl.com/7unjl59
9. Woman sues school over roommate having too much sex: http://tinyurl.com/756rfy5
10. Dead whale explodes: http://tinyurl.com/7msl2p9
11. Woman is grandmother at 23: http://tinyurl.com/6kezto5
12. Janitors tied up kids in bathroom: http://tinyurl.com/73ml85g
13. Marathon winner disqualified for not signing up: http://tinyurl.com/7tvjenn
14. Man sues theaters over candy prices: http://tinyurl.com/7afmlk3
15. Chupacabras blamed for sheep deaths: http://tinyurl.com/7vyttp8
16. Aggressive turkey stalks woman every day: http://tinyurl.com/7xsjoqa
17. U.S. Gov't seizing .coms: http://tinyurl.com/77jfaau
18. Topless models no longer on German newspaper cover: http://tinyurl.com/6nyyajm
19. Woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer jail sentence: http://tinyurl.com/6o3sykx
20. Hulk Hogan has sex tape: http://tinyurl.com/7hoxeaa
Site of the week: http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/