Salty Language Episode 85 - Cancer Vitamins

Mar 11, 2013

In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!
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Opening song Universe by Punchline

Episode links:

Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c

Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc

Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2

Mom duct tapes son's face: http://tinyurl.com/b6p2wsv

Man tries to steal PBR, claims it's his genitals: http://tinyurl.com/a7yqbzu

Woman had loaded revolver in her vagina: http://tinyurl.com/b5fkwlv

Woman tries to sell VHS porn door to door: http://tinyurl.com/clk77lf

Man tells police "I love cocaine": http://tinyurl.com/ae3gfcy

Woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer: http://tinyurl.com/at8ddp5

Hot turtle sex: http://tinyurl.com/ajebkbz